It's Tuesday Again

I'm barely able to drag myself around. Kind of need to get a new post to cleanse the pallet. Here's a meager list:

1. I'm growing weary of the Royal Wedding hoopla. Not your fault, Kate and Will. Nevertheless, I'm ready for the whole shebang to be finished. Just say, "I do" and go live happily ever after, you two.

2. Finished watching "Tangled" yesterday while cleaning house. I loved Eugene's facial expressions. After Rapunzel got her hair whacked off I thought she looked like my daughter. Just saying... (I'm probably being a bit biased.)

3. Getting my inch of white roots dyed today. OMG, I'm a mess. I look like Rapunzel's wicked mother after she loses her youth. It's not pretty.

4. I visited dianeb's blog yesterday after she commented on mine. She's from Australia. Now that woman can take pictures. Gorgeous. Puts my pathetic attempts to shame, but it's OK. I will surely never get that good but I'll be better than I was. I put my telephoto lense on and now I'm ready to do some real damage.

5. Today is National Pretzel Day. Thought you needed to know.

6. As you can see, I have nothing important to say today.

7. I dreamed last night that I had to give a speech at some graduation ceremony. Couldn't figure out what to say and I was unable to prepare so I stood up there and talked about how people needed to organize and be prepared. But I couldn't remember what I said afterwards. I always have "struggle" dreams where I'm unprepared. What does that say about me? Too tightly wound, I'd say.

8. I ate enought chocolate and junk during the week the boys were here to last a lifetime. Now I'm paying the price. My rear end jiggles and sways like a big jello mound. TMI?

9. I apologize for this shabby display of blogging. I'll do better next time--maybe. (Maybe not. Don't expect too much of me. I'm old and overweight. That takes a lot out of a person.)