Ripped From the Headlines

Now that Law and Order is no more, I feel it my responsibility to keep you up to date on "news" I think is important.

First--The Suns beat The Lakers!! Can I get a "woop, woop"!! Kobe wasn't happy. Waa, waa, KB. The bench for the Suns rocked. Keep your fingers crossed for Thursday.( If you are a Lakers fan don't even read my blog. Who could like the Lakers?)

Second--Michael is the Biggest Loser. He lost 264 lbs. He now weighs 262. He lost more than 50% of his body weight. All of the contestants looked so good. It's amazing what a change weight makes to a person. It's like they are all completely different people. And healthier too.

Third--The bra is 100 years old this year. As we know, 90% of women wear the wrong bra size. The expert said the key is "down in the back, up in the cup." And having her measure (or someone qualified.) The history of bras is interesting. My mom used to iron my cotton bras when I was in junior high. Made a crease right down each cup. No wonder I wasn't popular. (I'm sure that was the only reason.)

Fourth--Sarah Ferguson is an idiot. She squanders money, she smokes, she pimps her exhusband and his royal family. Come on, Sarah! Please don't move to the U.S. and , by the way, maybe you could be a better example of a spokesman for Weight Watchers!

Fifth--British Petroleum, plug the damn hole already. I heard yesterday their workers were watching porn instead of doing their jobs. Good grief! My husband said he'd swim down there and weld that sucker shut for next to no money just to get the darn thing closed. (Yes, I know it's a mile down and this isn't possible, but the point is that you'd think SOMEBODY could do SOMETHING...)

Guess that's enough "information" for now. Weather is awsome here. Thought you'd want to know!